Phil’s Good Food Privacy Policy

 Last updated: July 2025

Look, we know! Nobody wants to read a privacy policy. It's not exactly up there with your favourite beer label, a particularly thrilling episode of Bake Off, or watching Chelsea win away at Spurs. But just like knowing what’s really in a Scotch egg, sometimes it’s worth digging into the details. So here we are.

Our website address is: www.philsgoodfood.co.uk.

We also moonlight as True Beer, your future favourite UK indie beer club. But we’re not here to brag.

When you browse or shop with us, we collect a few bits and bobs. The usual stuff:

• Name (we're partial to a Cuthbert, but all welcome)
   
• Email address (for updates, offers, and the occasional pun)
   
• Postal address (so we know where to send the nice things)
   
• Order history (just in case you forget what you liked last time)
   

We also gather cookies. Not the nice ones (sadly) but the techy browser bits. See Section 6 below. Try not to eat them.
 

• Payment info (is securely handled and we don't store it, obviously!)

We use your info for:

• Processing orders and payments
   
• Sending you tracking updates (we’re not stalking, we promise)
   
• Letting you know about exciting things (new beers, surprise hampers, free cheese dreams)
   
• Improving the website so it is less like a maze, more like a stroll through Borough Market
   

We do not sell your data. Not to third parties, not to spies, not even to Wokingham Council.

We keep your data safe and only share it with:

• Payment processors (Square, PayPal, Tyl, Nat West etc.  Boring but important)
   
• Delivery partners (so your beer doesn't end up in Inverness, unless you live in Inverness)
   
• Website tools (analytics stuff, which tells us things like “more people shop on a Friday after 8 p.m. probably drinking nice wine”)
   

You can:

• Ask what data we have on you
   
• Request we delete your data
   
• Unsubscribe from emails (but you’ll miss the jokes.)
   

Just email us at orders@philsgoodfood.co.uk with your request. We’ll respond within 30 days, or faster if you bribe us with biscuits.
 

We use cookies to:

• Keep your cart full (not your belly, that’s up to you)
   
• See how people use the site
   
• Make the experience smoother than Waterloo cheese
   

You can manage cookie settings in your browser. Just don’t blame us if the site looks weird after you turn them all off. Like a cheese board with no crackers. Utter madness.

Our site isn’t aimed at children. Unless your 10-year-old is unusually into organic wine and artisanal chutney, in which case: impressive, but that is down to you.

Sometimes we update this policy. Like a good playlist or a wine list, it evolves over time. We’ll let you know if anything major changes, not with skywriting, but probably an email.

Email: phil@philsgoodfood.co.uk

Address: Phil’s Good Food, Wokingham, UK

Carrier pigeon: discouraged.

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